It looks like Donald Trump is the go-to guy when it comes to assessing whether or not someone deserves a second chance. Maybe he really is our moral compass.

Extra TV asked Trump what he thought of Baldney’s Britney’s decline and he naturally overcame any inclination to withhold an opinion:

“I know Britney. She’s performed for me and she was always so nice. She was like the queen five years ago… it’s very sad to see what’s happening,” The Donald admitted.

“But in this world, anybody can make a comeback and hopefully somebody’s going to give Britney a second chance. She needs it,” Trump said.

Okay, Katie, it’s time to break out the booze and the clippers and get thee to rehab. It appears The Donald only helps those who hurt themselves.

The Donald demonstrates that his hair is
actually a transmitter for messages from God.

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2 Responses to “The Donald: Arbiter of Second Chances and Receiver of Divine Messages”

  1. 1 Martine

    The man is an ass. And that hair. Ooh la la!

  2. 2 carlotta

    Hi everyone! First time posting here! Anyhow, here’s my 2 pennies on the whole situation: Donald had the Miss USA thing and then he got in a fight with Rosie O’Donnell and then Katie came along. It was really, really bad timing. It’s kind of like when you have told one child no over and over and you had a fight with your spouse and then child no. 2 asks for something. It’s automatically: NO NO NO!

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